1 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:04,400 Stop Stop 2 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:16,200 Show me your driver's license 3 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,810 Sir, will a dog tag do ? 4 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:24,120 Very funny ! What do you want to do ? 5 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,080 Show me your license 6 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:29,490 Ah Tim, what is it with them ? 7 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,590 He must be after a gangster 8 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,490 Tomorrow, I have to mate my pig 9 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:35,380 Your pig won't take you 10 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:36,480 It might have a human head 11 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:37,650 Just like you 12 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:38,690 You are well off 13 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,870 You and your mother are both lost soul to make money 14 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:44,960 Ah! It's chicken feed ! let's go 15 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:02,950 I am charging you for driving without a license 16 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:05,650 I have a driver's license 17 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:09,720 Why did you run from me then ? 18 00:06:09,930 --> 00:06:11,760 My friend does not have one 19 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,060 I feared you might arrest him 20 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:19,830 Thank you 21 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:24,240 What time do you start work ? 22 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:25,730 At nine 23 00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:30,410 According to my watch it's already nine-thirty 24 00:06:30,950 --> 00:06:32,080 You have a cheap watch 25 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:35,480 Don't play smart 26 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:37,780 There are 1975 people are waiting for you 27 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,630 This is Ward no.4 for the milder patients 28 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:25,600 The patients in isolation-ward are more violent. 29 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:28,100 They are liable of physical harm 30 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:31,040 That's why the walls are made of rubber 31 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:32,510 So they won't hurt themselves 32 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,610 This way, please 33 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,950 Honey, honey 34 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:42,790 He is a schizophrenic; his wife cheated on him 35 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:48,050 Please come over here 36 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,230 This patient become unstable after he attempted to suicide 37 00:07:53,570 --> 00:07:55,190 He thinks he has already died 38 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:57,230 He cover himselft with a white cloth 39 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:01,160 Please come this way 40 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:02,700 Please 41 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:11,880 What are you doing ? 42 00:08:15,590 --> 00:08:20,460 It's strange, listen 43 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,330 I can't hear a thing 44 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:35,200 I didn't hear a thing for many days 45 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:38,110 Isn't that strange ? 46 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,500 Take your medicine 47 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:46,880 Come on, take your medicine 48 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:49,550 It's free of charge 49 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:55,090 Any more ? 50 00:09:01,030 --> 00:09:02,830 What's wrong with him ? 51 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:04,590 Stomach-ache 52 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:07,670 Last night, he dreamt he swallowed a 7lb watermelon 53 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:11,970 That's only a dream 54 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,510 He found his pillow disappeared 55 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,010 That is strange 56 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:22,880 I have never seen a thermometer with such a big bulb 57 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,220 This is new anal thermometer from U.S 58 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,350 Please 59 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:36,030 You jerk 60 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:39,730 What ? 1,2,4 and 6 61 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:42,200 I was going to bet on that 62 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:46,440 You said no.5 would win , produce an unexpected winner 63 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:49,740 I lost the double quinella too 64 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:51,440 The double quinella too ? 65 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:52,780 Rotten luck ! 66 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:59,650 Doctor that was the bronchus 67 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,220 Why didn't you mention it earlier let's try and dew it back 68 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:12,640 They are now performing a heart transplant 69 00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:16,640 Only us have this equipment in Southeast Asia 70 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:19,040 Thanks to your donations 71 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,400 Let's go outside 72 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,280 Why is the doctor making a call when performing surgery ? 73 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,080 This is a major operation 74 00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:31,980 Our doctors have to call countries doctors to collaboration in treatment 75 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,660 This is the EGG room 76 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:44,890 When a patient checks into 77 00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:47,830 We must check if his brain waves still normal 78 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:16,860 Let me introduce Doctor Wong 79 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:20,260 Doctor Wong; Mr. and Mrs. Chow 80 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,460 It's a pleasure 81 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:22,670 If you don't mind 82 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:27,840 OK Brain cells emit electrical waves every second 83 00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:30,780 Each line represents a part of the brain 84 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,090 The third way is the optical 85 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,280 Let me demonstrate 86 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,720 Barbitone, open your eyes 87 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,430 Close your eyes 88 00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:58,040 Opening and closing his eyes 89 00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:01,040 create a big difference on the graph 90 00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:04,770 Is there any reaction for no respond 91 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,990 Yes , all the time 92 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,180 Can the graph show what he is thinking ? 93 00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:17,560 In theory, no but can tell a bit 94 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,200 Barbitone, don't think about girls 95 00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:24,830 I was only thinking about my wife 96 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,910 According to the graph, is he normal ? 97 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,010 It will take very careful analysis 98 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,940 But it does seem fine 99 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,680 Then how come he is here ? 100 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:46,550 EGG shows he is normal 101 00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:51,730 It means his sickness is not organic 102 00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:54,920 We will then apply psychotherapy 103 00:12:58,140 --> 00:12:59,130 Follow me, please 104 00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:00,260 Good ! 105 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,280 Who is this Mr. Chow ? 106 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,780 He started as a pig feeder 107 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:15,940 He has made it now 108 00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:17,610 How did he made it ? 109 00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:18,810 By selling oil 110 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:20,350 Arabian oil ? 111 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:22,260 No, Indian 112 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,590 Is there oil in India ? 113 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,090 Shows how much you know 114 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,050 There is much that I don't know 115 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,890 What's in this bottle 116 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:31,560 Sleeping pills 117 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,910 This dosage can kill the patients 118 00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:37,440 No the patients will count them when they have sleeplessness 119 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:39,870 They will surely fall asleep after counting these pills 120 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,300 Nonsense 121 00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:54,290 How long it will take to clean these clothes ? 122 00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:55,520 A week 123 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,550 A week ? 124 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,360 Can it be sooner ? 125 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:00,550 Seven days 126 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:01,960 Seven days ? 127 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:06,700 The Lord created the world with the man in it 128 00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:08,430 in only six days 129 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:11,910 It's not the same my laundry are the cleanest 130 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,070 But the people God created are all nuts 131 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,770 Do not believe we can go outside and see 132 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,050 You're good for nothing 133 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:23,020 You are never conscientious with your work 134 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:25,550 You've been useless for a year 135 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,650 This fire exting guisher hasn't been used for a year either 136 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:29,430 Why don't you throw it away ? 137 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,990 Ah Tim, 1975 people are waiting 138 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:36,500 in line for your job 139 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,200 You should know better then 140 00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:46,370 What is the Heng Sang index today ? 141 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:47,870 It's still 170, Dad 142 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,140 It's still at 170 ? 143 00:14:51,250 --> 00:15:03,590 Don't worry, the Lord will make it rise to 1700 144 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,900 It might even be 17000, Dad 145 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,630 Is everybody here ? 146 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,930 Yes, Dad 147 00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:17,560 Then, nobody is looking after the shop ? 148 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,170 Yes, Dad 149 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:24,810 Don't lose 100 dollars today. 150 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,310 Yes, Dad 151 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:31,750 You have all come to see me die ? 152 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,680 Yes, Dad ... No, no ... Dad 153 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:49,730 Dad 154 00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:51,470 Hurry up, I will be off-duty soon 155 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,350 He won't be eating these grapes ? 156 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,050 What the heck ? 157 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,530 Why is it always me ? 158 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:21,840 We can't meet here it's so unromantic 159 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,730 Why, it's so serene 160 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,310 Beside, your husband won't come here 161 00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:29,810 I saw you come in alone , what were you doing ? 162 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:32,510 I've been studying acupuncture 163 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,750 Why do you have to do it here ? 164 00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:38,350 Nobody would be a guinea pig, so I have to try it on the dead 165 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,250 Why do you study acupuncture ? 166 00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:43,690 If I can use acupuncture to make the dead come alive 167 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,190 I can make a living in USA 168 00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:47,900 What is so good about U.S ? 169 00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:52,600 Someone says : A Japanese wife, eat Chinese food and living in US are the bests. 170 00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:58,700 It's your turn 171 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,690 What are we going to do ? 172 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:21,290 Lie down 173 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,110 What are you doing ? 174 00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:54,820 Sorry, it's my mistake 175 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,600 It's hard to say in mahjong 176 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:42,030 It's no use to explain it to you 177 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:46,180 You let someone else win the round 178 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,110 What is the use now ? 179 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,480 Look at all the frogs dancing ! 180 00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:00,320 Look at the mess you made 181 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:04,090 What's so funny ? 182 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:09,060 You are worse than me now 183 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:31,820 He is Chan Keung ; His wife has cheated on him 184 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:34,580 and he is sick ever since 185 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,790 Do you want to leave here ? 186 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,400 What will you do when you get out of here ? 187 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,330 I want to go home 188 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,140 What will you do when you're home ? 189 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,800 I want to see my wife 190 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,210 Why do you want to see your wife ? 191 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:57,870 I want to kick her in the bottom 192 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,350 Calm yourself, calm down 193 00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:07,060 What does this look like ? 194 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,160 It's like ... a bottom 195 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:16,430 If this is a bottom what is next to it ? 196 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,100 A flower 197 00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:22,200 What's a flower doing when next to it is an ass ? 198 00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:26,640 I am gonna to kick my wife's ass 199 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:29,140 Kick her bottom ... 200 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:30,510 Keep him a litter longer 201 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:56,560 Would you rather have a bite of an apple or a 100 dollars bill ? 202 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:14,090 You don't know that a 100 dollars bill is much better than an apple ? 203 00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:17,950 I do but I am sure you won't give it to me 204 00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:21,700 I believe he is well 205 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:23,060 Right ! 206 00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,670 What will you do if I really give you this 100 dollars bill ? 207 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,630 Of course 100 dollars bill is much more delicious 208 00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:33,730 He will have to say here for another 3 months to check 209 00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:35,640 Right, It's done 210 00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:10,510 He just checked in 211 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,310 What is your name ? 212 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,010 I have forgotten 213 00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:18,640 What is your father's name ? 214 00:23:20,430 --> 00:23:23,220 What's that got to do with me ? 215 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:25,220 What is this ? 216 00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:29,830 My treasure 217 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,060 Treasure ? Who gave it to you ? 218 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,810 The Eunuch Ambassador Chiang Wo 219 00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:40,570 He gave it to me when he retire 220 00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:44,770 Why is he sent in ? 221 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:48,690 He goes around beating up women and picks up garbage things 222 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,240 Why do you beat up women ? 223 00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:54,720 Women are most ungrateful 224 00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:57,760 I have to teach them a lesson 225 00:23:58,430 --> 00:24:00,060 Why are women ungrateful ? 226 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:17,780 Princess... It has been twenty years 227 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,910 I'd better not tell you 228 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,440 Who is the Princess ? 229 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:32,420 She is the pretties girl on Earth 230 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,000 She doesn't care for me now 231 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,630 Who is she to you ? 232 00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:52,010 Are you the prince consort ? 233 00:25:21,810 --> 00:25:22,940 Are you alright ? 234 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:30,420 He is dangerous , send him to isolation ward 235 00:25:30,590 --> 00:25:33,610 Let Dr. Wong give him a EEG test 236 00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:36,960 This is not my day 237 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,970 Lunch time 238 00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:15,030 What's so funny ? 239 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,830 Nothing, I have brought your favourite beef's rice 240 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,780 You know, Shakespeare once said 241 00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:37,390 If a person smilingly brings you rice with beef 242 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,150 Then he has a knife behind his back 243 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,350 Yes 244 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,130 Do you know who is Shakespeare ? 245 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,520 Isn't he a butcher ? 246 00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:50,720 I don't remember 247 00:26:55,010 --> 00:26:56,000 Who are you sending telegraph to ? 248 00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:58,880 You know, the Princess ? 249 00:26:59,380 --> 00:27:00,370 Oh yes 250 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,070 What do you know ? 251 00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:05,510 She is the world's prettiest princess, right ? 252 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:12,250 She is the most beautiful and lovable princess 253 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:17,590 You must know her 254 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,360 Will you bring her something for me ? 255 00:27:55,830 --> 00:27:59,500 You know the terms : sixty-forty 256 00:27:59,670 --> 00:28:00,660 I take sixty; you forty 257 00:28:01,770 --> 00:28:03,500 Do you know you are very humourous ? 258 00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:05,300 Yes, I have known that for a long time 259 00:28:05,510 --> 00:28:06,600 That's what I hate most 260 00:28:08,110 --> 00:28:10,480 Take it. You rascal 261 00:28:24,130 --> 00:28:25,460 Don't you have something to give people ? 262 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,600 No, I am sending a cable to warn a person 263 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,190 Is it the princess ? 264 00:28:31,470 --> 00:28:35,960 No ? She is the most lovable girl in the world 265 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,130 I want to warn ... 266 00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:40,330 The prince ? 267 00:28:42,710 --> 00:28:43,700 The Emperor ? 268 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,870 No 269 00:28:47,150 --> 00:28:48,140 The prince consort ? 270 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:57,790 The prince consort... 271 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:06,460 How is this bracelet ? 272 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:12,270 This is junk . It's worth nothing 273 00:29:12,910 --> 00:29:14,570 It's quite translucent 274 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:19,780 How much does this cup worth ? 275 00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:27,320 Cups ? I have broken a few dozens fighting with my wife 276 00:29:27,830 --> 00:29:31,090 Do you want some ? 277 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,960 Save it for your wife , she will need them tonight 278 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,990 Where did you get all these treasures ? 279 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,190 What's their worth ? 280 00:29:41,970 --> 00:29:48,070 This is a vase of Ming dynasty 281 00:29:48,610 --> 00:29:50,310 How much does it worth ? 282 00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:56,150 This gazebo is also of the Ming dynasty 283 00:29:56,590 --> 00:30:02,460 Look at this bowl with the sea-dragon pattern 284 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,520 I have never seen so many valuable things in my life 285 00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:09,420 What is their worth ? 286 00:30:09,670 --> 00:30:12,800 Their worth ? It will shock you 287 00:30:14,610 --> 00:30:19,840 Listen close; These are all from Kwiang Sze 288 00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:27,950 The Eunuch ambassador Chiang Wo with a large number of porcelain abroad 289 00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:30,880 He brought back a lot of pigment 290 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:36,190 This is why Kwiang Sze made the best China 291 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,060 I don't care where they're from, What's their worth ? 292 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:46,060 These two pieces would worth.. 293 00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:50,060 They auctioned off one of these cup in London last month 294 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:54,670 A Japanese brought it for a few hundred thousand dollars 295 00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:45,460 So cool 296 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,230 What are you thinking ? 297 00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:58,500 I will sell it to you now, 20% off 298 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,650 Fool. It's worth something if it's intact 299 00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:04,340 It's all broken up now 300 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:05,540 Does it still worth anything ? 301 00:32:06,650 --> 00:32:08,480 It isn't worth a cent 302 00:32:09,820 --> 00:32:11,190 Where did you get it from ? 303 00:32:15,430 --> 00:32:17,160 My grandfather left it to me 304 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:22,000 Nonsense , this is a few centuries old 305 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,290 How old is your grandfather ? 306 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:27,560 My father is dead I don't know how old is he. 307 00:32:36,410 --> 00:32:37,400 Got a pretty good deal ? 308 00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:44,920 Take this wrong-faced coin of Ming dynasty . It's worth a fortune 309 00:32:49,790 --> 00:32:53,290 Are you serious ? 310 00:32:53,630 --> 00:32:56,530 The Queen's portrait on a Ming's dynasty coin. That's how it is wrong-faced 311 00:32:56,830 --> 00:32:59,530 Take it 312 00:33:01,070 --> 00:33:06,100 A bowl of wonton , give him 'won' too 313 00:33:06,710 --> 00:33:08,010 What is a 'won' ? 314 00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:10,280 Soup only 315 00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:15,450 Don't be smart. I'll report you 316 00:33:15,690 --> 00:33:19,050 You took patient's property and you will be fired 317 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,790 I will quit, who cares ? 318 00:33:20,990 --> 00:33:23,430 There's more. I will tell them that the patient dead after you do something with them 319 00:33:23,590 --> 00:33:27,430 You pull all his golden teeth off then you really in trouble ! 320 00:33:28,030 --> 00:33:29,430 What do you want ? 321 00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:31,730 You know I am not getting off with too much 322 00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:34,000 But your grand-dad did 323 00:33:34,370 --> 00:33:35,360 Salted duck eggs ? 324 00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:38,740 What your 500 years old granddad has in his bag will be enough 325 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,370 to last us a life time 326 00:33:43,550 --> 00:33:44,540 You got it ? 327 00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:45,970 I got it 328 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,010 Sixty-forty 329 00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:48,820 Fifty-fifty ? 330 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:09,940 I had a dream last night , ask me what it was ? 331 00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:11,400 What was it ? 332 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,580 I dreamt that I was awake 333 00:34:14,910 --> 00:34:18,510 After I woke up , guess what I found 334 00:34:18,850 --> 00:34:19,840 What did you find ? 335 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,280 I found that I was still dreaming 336 00:34:22,990 --> 00:34:24,750 Ask me what did I dream about ? 337 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,150 What did you dream about ? 338 00:34:26,490 --> 00:34:31,090 I dreamt that I was dancing 339 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,430 You better sit down 340 00:34:43,070 --> 00:34:50,170 The cha-cha is out of date, now it is kungfu fighting 341 00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:56,780 You better lie down 342 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,090 Shall I give him an anesthetics, Doctor ? 343 00:35:22,650 --> 00:35:23,640 What are you looking for ? 344 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:27,520 I have lost my contact lenses, have you seen them ? 345 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,280 They are almost invisible 346 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,880 Myopia is a drag 347 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,550 Why don't you eat fish ? 348 00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:36,890 Can eating fish cure myopia ? 349 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,160 Have you ever seen a cat wearing glasses 350 00:35:43,870 --> 00:35:44,860 Ah Tim 351 00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:45,920 What's the matter ? 352 00:35:45,970 --> 00:35:47,160 Are my clothes cleaned ? 353 00:35:48,270 --> 00:35:49,860 I could not wash them yesterday, How can I wash it ? 354 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,110 Why can't you wash them on Sunday ? 355 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,100 Even your God has to have a break on Sunday 356 00:35:56,050 --> 00:35:59,350 This way you will always be an attendant 357 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:01,640 Don't you expect to get promoted 358 00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:20,260 Doctor Wong, after a man dies, 359 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:21,870 does his brain still function ? 360 00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:25,100 It depends on the way he die 361 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:29,740 After the heart stops beating his respiratory system stops 362 00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:33,770 His brain cells will still be active for a period 363 00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:38,450 Then a person's brain will still be working for a period 364 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,560 The brain cells can work for a short time 365 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,260 After he dies 366 00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:51,800 can he hear the mourning of his family ? 367 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:59,310 It's possible, but his body can make no responde 368 00:37:21,270 --> 00:37:23,670 Would you like to see some more ? 369 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,340 Your grandfather is strange collecting all this junk 370 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:09,440 But they are all from the Ming dynasty 371 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:16,250 If they are all in good shape they will be worth millions 372 00:38:16,550 --> 00:38:21,990 It's like missing by a number in the lottery 373 00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:34,030 It's strange what you have are all Mings 374 00:38:34,310 --> 00:38:36,210 But they are all broken 375 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:42,000 Didn't him love money or so dumb to break them for fun 376 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,140 I think 377 00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:50,480 How do you know the person has his brain damaged ? 378 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,450 How ? 379 00:38:51,490 --> 00:38:53,150 By thinking too much 380 00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:10,500 Are these the two ? 381 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,260 Yeah 382 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,130 Didn't that taste good ? 383 00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:40,200 It's a bit flat 384 00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:46,040 Darn, have you checked his records ? 385 00:39:46,310 --> 00:39:47,970 I did, nothing 386 00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:50,340 It only says he is psychotic and a woman-hitter 387 00:39:50,550 --> 00:39:54,070 He keeps saying he is the Eunuch ambassador 388 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:57,180 He also keeps sending telegraph to the princess 389 00:39:57,590 --> 00:39:59,390 He loves talking about the princess 390 00:39:59,660 --> 00:40:01,320 But he starts hitting people when talking about prince consort 391 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:03,790 Who are the princess and prince consort ? 392 00:40:04,130 --> 00:40:06,650 We must check him out 393 00:40:06,830 --> 00:40:08,800 His goods worth at least several millions 394 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,060 We won't have to face these nutter everyday 395 00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:13,570 We can buy a villa in Spain 396 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:15,630 We will better off than Hunt 397 00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:17,600 - Certainly; Yes 398 00:40:18,810 --> 00:40:19,800 What do you want to get ? 399 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,840 A plane 400 00:40:22,310 --> 00:40:24,410 This plane costs $1000. Want it ? 401 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:25,670 Yes 402 00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:28,880 This one still has problems 403 00:40:29,890 --> 00:40:31,150 What do you do with a plane ? 404 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,250 I will fly 405 00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:36,960 Who told you this plane can fly ? 406 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:39,350 The Ultraman 407 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,930 Do you know there is no Ultraman ? 408 00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:45,130 Who is calling me ? 409 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:07,290 What is this ? Training how to use money ? 410 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:08,890 I don't know who is really crazy 411 00:41:09,390 --> 00:41:10,830 If we don't train them how to use money 412 00:41:11,030 --> 00:41:14,290 they won't be able to adapt with the society in the future 413 00:41:14,470 --> 00:41:18,130 If you give them money, they'll know how to spend it 414 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,540 Shut up, Ah Tim 415 00:41:20,870 --> 00:41:26,000 I've told yoy there are 1975 people has been... has been waiting for your job 416 00:41:40,390 --> 00:41:42,150 Chiang Wo, come here 417 00:41:49,330 --> 00:41:53,290 They need you overthere; What do you want to buy ? 418 00:41:54,570 --> 00:41:58,470 I have 40 bucks I want to buy this stone 419 00:41:58,780 --> 00:42:00,000 What do you want this stone for ? 420 00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:01,770 I'll keep it 421 00:42:02,410 --> 00:42:04,810 Keeping stones ? You'd better to keep your money. 422 00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:10,220 It's the same if you keep your money and not spend it ? 423 00:42:11,190 --> 00:42:12,180 That's true 424 00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:15,650 I've heard you have a nice collection of stones, right ? 425 00:42:21,770 --> 00:42:25,290 Where is it ? Will you show me ? 426 00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:30,970 What is this ? Q and A ? 427 00:42:31,310 --> 00:42:34,040 Yes, we are playing QandA right ? 428 00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:38,980 I used to play it with the Princess 429 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:40,670 How shall we play ? 430 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:42,980 Let's aske each other a question 431 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,410 Whoever can't answer loses 40$ 432 00:42:50,830 --> 00:42:52,230 That's not fair 433 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:58,330 I will give you $80 if I can't answer the question 434 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,500 And if you can't answer you only give me $40 ? 435 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:05,660 OK 436 00:43:05,810 --> 00:43:11,710 I will start. Where does eunuch ambassador found those antique things ? 437 00:43:14,590 --> 00:43:16,050 Do you know where they are ? 438 00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:17,210 I don't know 439 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,220 You've lost $80 440 00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:29,030 It's my turn. Do you know where they are ? 441 00:43:30,470 --> 00:43:32,630 No, I lose back $40 to you 442 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,880 Do you like money ? 443 00:43:43,780 --> 00:43:44,770 Of course I do 444 00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:48,280 I know a place where there's a lot of money 445 00:43:48,490 --> 00:43:49,470 Where ? 446 00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:55,860 First, you go up the Lion Rock 447 00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:03,060 Then come down from the other side 448 00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:13,240 You'll find a hole, get into it 449 00:44:23,550 --> 00:44:27,550 You'll go down a valley 450 00:44:30,390 --> 00:44:33,260 You'll find another hole, get into it 451 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,110 And then climbed very high cascade 452 00:44:55,090 --> 00:44:59,220 You have to climb to the top 453 00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:07,390 When you reach the top you will find a hole, go inside 454 00:45:12,470 --> 00:45:14,060 Don't go into wrong hole 455 00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:28,740 After you come out cross the road 456 00:45:29,050 --> 00:45:36,080 Walk ten steps 457 00:45:36,290 --> 00:45:40,860 Look up and you are in the place has a lot of money 458 00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:44,030 This guy is correct 459 00:45:44,170 --> 00:45:45,160 Yeah 460 00:47:31,710 --> 00:47:34,400 Do we have to train them how to dance ? 461 00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:36,680 If we don't train them how to dance 462 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,750 how can they socialize with other when they are healthy ? 463 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,940 I've never had it so good here 464 00:47:42,190 --> 00:47:47,090 Do you expect going dancing on $200 a month ? 465 00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:56,690 Did you cable the princess today ? 466 00:47:57,430 --> 00:47:58,420 Sure I did 467 00:47:58,670 --> 00:47:59,660 What's up ? 468 00:48:00,070 --> 00:48:01,470 It's very important 469 00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:04,510 Is the princess your wife ? 470 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:16,010 Why did you hit him ? 471 00:48:18,510 --> 00:48:20,530 Have you ever read The Return of the Condor Heroes ? 472 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,830 No 473 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,710 That's called 'Dragon flies in the sky' 474 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,050 I taught the princess that too 475 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,320 Where did you teach her that ? 476 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,890 At the Seaside Hotel 477 00:48:37,990 --> 00:48:39,760 Seaside Hotel ? 478 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:46,100 That's none of your business 479 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,800 Do you want another punch ? 480 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,320 What's the matter ? What's the matter ? 481 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,180 Get him to a hospital, quick 482 00:49:08,690 --> 00:49:11,120 This is a hospital, silly girl 483 00:49:39,090 --> 00:49:40,080 What's the word ? 484 00:49:40,690 --> 00:49:42,660 Some good news, some bad news 485 00:49:44,230 --> 00:49:45,220 What is the good news ? 486 00:49:45,790 --> 00:49:46,950 The good news is no news 487 00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:49,690 What is the bad news ? 488 00:49:49,930 --> 00:49:52,230 He died of a heart-attack 489 00:49:53,570 --> 00:49:55,400 There goes our Spanish villa 490 00:49:56,370 --> 00:49:58,340 Unless he can talk from the dead 491 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:07,080 Unless he can talk from the dead ? 492 00:50:14,090 --> 00:50:15,080 What are you thinking ? 493 00:50:15,690 --> 00:50:17,750 I am thinking what you are thinking What are you thinking ? 494 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,990 I'm thinking if you are thinking what we are thinking. What are you thinking ? 495 00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:25,600 I am thinking if you are thinking if I am thinking what you think 496 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,470 This is getting complicated ! 497 00:50:29,670 --> 00:50:33,700 He's asleep on the bed 498 00:50:34,110 --> 00:50:40,880 He says no money no talk 499 00:50:42,550 --> 00:50:50,750 Hey, you; Here is twenty for your magic sword 500 00:50:55,200 --> 00:51:01,660 With money, even God can asleep with you 501 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:06,570 Calling a spirit is easy 502 00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:12,380 May the Emperor of Death bless you peace 503 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:20,720 What do you want to talk now ? 504 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,790 Ask him what to bed on the quartet 505 00:51:24,490 --> 00:51:29,090 He doesn't care about the races 506 00:51:29,630 --> 00:51:34,660 But you can try 1,3,6,8 507 00:51:35,170 --> 00:51:38,730 Got that ? 1,3,6,8 508 00:51:41,110 --> 00:51:44,310 The Emperor of Death needs to buy rice 509 00:51:44,650 --> 00:51:49,170 Don't you dare move 510 00:51:49,350 --> 00:51:52,320 May I borrow your magic sword ? 511 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,080 Will the various demons lead the way ? 512 00:52:57,990 --> 00:53:01,580 The Dragon of the Eastern Sea 513 00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:05,620 Please call the ghost 514 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:14,400 He is still asleep and he says no money no talk 515 00:53:14,770 --> 00:53:16,700 Master... 516 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,230 What are you doing here ? 517 00:53:19,910 --> 00:53:20,900 And you ? What are you doing here ? 518 00:53:21,140 --> 00:53:22,130 I have come to do research 519 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:23,980 So am I 520 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,400 What is your research ? 521 00:53:25,610 --> 00:53:26,880 I want to summon his spirit 522 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,280 Maybe he will say where he has hidden the antiques 523 00:53:29,690 --> 00:53:33,280 Even so you won't be able to hear what you have said 524 00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:34,840 I have a tape-recorder 525 00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:37,160 How can you believe in these superstitious things ? 526 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,450 Hurry to help me try acupuncture 527 00:53:40,330 --> 00:53:41,420 How do you know if it impossible or not ? 528 00:53:41,630 --> 00:53:45,120 My mother raised me with this, watch me 529 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,600 You and ghosts and monsters open the way 530 00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:53,170 With money, even God can asleep with you 531 00:53:53,340 --> 00:53:57,780 No money, no talk ? 532 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,250 Ten dollars 533 00:54:03,590 --> 00:54:10,990 That guy wanted twenty 534 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,800 Twenty dollars 535 00:54:16,430 --> 00:54:17,420 Who are you ? 536 00:54:17,470 --> 00:54:19,660 I am not yet possessed How do I know ? 537 00:54:21,070 --> 00:54:22,800 Don't fool around 538 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,100 Come help me out. Take this 539 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:32,910 Acupuncture is using the needle to link the vein and nerves 540 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:51,260 This is the Tinchuan point, this is the Tinfu 541 00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:56,760 Can this revive the dead ? 542 00:54:58,010 --> 00:55:01,100 According to the book he can at least speak for a while 543 00:55:01,410 --> 00:55:02,880 A few minutes is good enough 544 00:55:06,110 --> 00:55:07,100 This is the Chingning point 545 00:55:12,690 --> 00:55:13,680 Are you alright ? 546 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,190 Can this work ? 547 00:55:15,490 --> 00:55:17,820 Wait and see 548 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:42,910 What are you doing ? 549 00:55:42,950 --> 00:55:45,080 I am dead Where else I could sleep ? 550 00:55:45,620 --> 00:55:47,280 Did Dr. Wong sign your death certificate ? 551 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,340 No 552 00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:50,880 You can't die without a death certification, go back to your bed 553 00:56:00,970 --> 00:56:04,230 I'll drop the book this time Let me try 554 00:56:07,380 --> 00:56:09,000 Let me needle the last point 555 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:12,470 Hold it 556 00:56:16,350 --> 00:56:17,480 This is the Hopai point 557 00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:31,990 There goes Spanish villa 558 00:56:32,530 --> 00:56:33,520 Yeah 559 00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:41,630 Dr. Wong, after a man dies 560 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,330 does his brain still function ? 561 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,510 That depends on how he dies 562 00:56:47,350 --> 00:56:51,340 After the heart stop beating, his respiratory system stops 563 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:55,220 His brain cells will still be active for a short while 564 00:56:56,660 --> 00:57:00,120 Then a person's brain will still be working after he dies 565 00:57:01,130 --> 00:57:06,160 The brain cells can work for a short time 566 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:09,660 After he dies 567 00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:13,340 can he hear the mourning of his family ? 568 00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:18,410 Even thought his heart has been stopped 569 00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:20,210 His brain might still be working 570 00:57:20,620 --> 00:57:22,780 Let us give him an EGG test 571 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,340 Will it work ? 572 00:57:24,550 --> 00:57:28,150 It's worth a try 573 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,630 There's response from him 574 00:58:12,070 --> 00:58:15,330 He's only half-dead This is awesome machine 575 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:18,500 It's not the machine, it's my genius 576 00:58:18,710 --> 00:58:21,270 Took me too long to find out I am really a genius 577 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,400 What is this line, genius ? 578 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:28,080 That means part of his brain is still active 579 00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:32,010 Good, what is he thinking about ? 580 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:33,740 How would I know ? 581 00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:37,750 Then how could we find out where the antiques are ? 582 00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:54,770 Chiang Wo, I know you can hear us, 583 00:58:55,410 --> 00:58:56,670 we want to help you 584 00:58:57,180 --> 00:58:59,700 Don't you have something to tell us ? 585 00:59:23,610 --> 00:59:25,300 You have to cooperate with us 586 00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:28,480 Or we will help the prince marry your princess 587 00:59:37,650 --> 00:59:40,750 The mentioning of the princess makes him happy 588 00:59:40,990 --> 00:59:43,980 And he is mad at the prince consort 589 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,330 Now let me ask you 590 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:54,460 Think about the princess for yes, the prince consort for no 591 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,800 Let's see. Am I a man ? 592 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:08,300 He says no 593 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,950 Damn. He still plays trick 594 01:00:12,190 --> 01:00:15,250 It's hard to say. You're a sissy 595 01:00:16,060 --> 01:00:17,050 Do I look like a woman ? 596 01:00:17,090 --> 01:00:18,180 No, women look like you 597 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,830 Do you have a large collection of antiques ? 598 01:00:33,210 --> 01:00:34,270 He says no 599 01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:42,440 Do you have anything to say to the princess ? 600 01:00:53,390 --> 01:00:54,830 Will you tell us ? 601 01:01:06,270 --> 01:01:09,110 If we find the princess will you tell her then ? 602 01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:24,890 He said yes, but we have to find the princess back 603 01:01:25,490 --> 01:01:27,390 Didn't he mentioned the Seaside Hotel ? 604 01:01:27,730 --> 01:01:28,990 But the Seaside Hotel is a big hotel 605 01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:31,730 We'll disguise as tourists and ask around ? 606 01:01:32,130 --> 01:01:33,260 How can we look like tourists ? 607 01:01:33,770 --> 01:01:36,900 Put on your grandfather's suit, and cameras 608 01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:07,460 How about playing mah-jong after work tonight ? 609 01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:12,200 No, I have been losing two nights in a row 610 01:02:12,410 --> 01:02:15,900 A Japanese came over the other night, 611 01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,010 rang the bell and asked me if I have seen his wife 612 01:02:19,380 --> 01:02:20,370 That gave me bad luck 613 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,410 Another Japanese came over again last night, rang the bell 614 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:28,180 He asked me if I had seen her girl friend, I lost again 615 01:02:29,020 --> 01:02:32,980 Tonight... 616 01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:35,280 What do you want ? 617 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,360 Excuse me, do you have any princess here ? 618 01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:45,400 Darn ! Another Japanese is asking for a princess ? 619 01:02:45,810 --> 01:02:47,330 I am not playing tonight 620 01:02:47,910 --> 01:02:51,170 This is a hotel, not a palace 621 01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:55,610 There is no princess here 622 01:02:56,580 --> 01:03:00,020 Calm down He is a Chinese 623 01:03:00,260 --> 01:03:06,920 Chinese ? We don't have any princess here 624 01:03:09,730 --> 01:03:12,700 You ask around there, we will meet at the pool 625 01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:19,800 Please check if there's a princess registered here 626 01:03:20,340 --> 01:03:26,040 Rules has forbidden us to provide guest information 627 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:35,590 Rules are made to be broken 628 01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:43,060 But morally, I can't do it 629 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,530 That depends on whose morals 630 01:03:52,770 --> 01:03:56,040 An Arabian prince and princess are vacationing here 631 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,880 He will be meeting Kissinger in next few days 632 01:03:59,550 --> 01:04:04,040 He is not seeing anybody You must be a reporter 633 01:04:05,020 --> 01:04:07,450 I did not say it, it's 106 634 01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:43,920 There are two monsters inside the toilet 635 01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,520 What monsters ? 636 01:05:35,980 --> 01:05:37,740 I mean we can't use the spoon to drink 637 01:05:39,650 --> 01:05:40,640 Use straws 638 01:05:42,220 --> 01:05:43,650 He says use straws 639 01:06:01,070 --> 01:06:02,060 What to eat ? 640 01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:04,570 Do you have pork with rice ? 641 01:06:05,970 --> 01:06:07,960 We don't serve that here 642 01:06:11,550 --> 01:06:13,380 I have something to ask you 643 01:06:13,650 --> 01:06:15,980 Do you know the princess ? 644 01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:19,580 Sure, I know everyone around here 645 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:22,780 Yeah ! Can you introduce her to me ? 646 01:06:23,190 --> 01:06:25,420 Sure, It'll cost you 647 01:06:25,830 --> 01:06:27,350 That's not a problem 648 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:30,590 I'll take 20% 649 01:06:30,830 --> 01:06:32,200 No problem 650 01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:38,800 I will serve you steamed frog legs to eat with her 651 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:49,510 Beat it 652 01:07:02,530 --> 01:07:03,590 Thank you 653 01:07:10,070 --> 01:07:14,440 You must remember my staying here is to be kept of secret 654 01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:16,300 Don't let any reporters come in 655 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:20,110 I hate to be bothered by French and Japanese men 656 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:21,600 Right ? 657 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:22,870 Right 658 01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:28,210 No, I hate to be bothered by the American most 659 01:07:28,820 --> 01:07:31,760 I can raise the oil price higher 660 01:07:32,130 --> 01:07:33,750 or decrease it as I please 661 01:07:33,860 --> 01:07:37,420 It's like up-and-down of tango dance 662 01:07:38,030 --> 01:07:39,900 I have the lead. Right ? 663 01:07:41,740 --> 01:07:43,170 No 664 01:07:43,910 --> 01:07:44,890 Right 665 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,460 See who that is ? 666 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,440 Is the princess here ? 667 01:07:55,650 --> 01:07:56,640 Are you a reporter ? 668 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:57,710 Yes, yes 669 01:08:11,430 --> 01:08:14,300 Don't force it if she does not like it, you dirty schmuck 670 01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:40,560 You better take it easy on eating frog's legs 671 01:08:45,670 --> 01:08:47,290 What, you are the princess ? 672 01:08:49,470 --> 01:08:54,370 I can play the princess or the prince 673 01:08:54,610 --> 01:08:58,100 But I like playing the princess 674 01:08:59,980 --> 01:09:02,850 Do you know a breaded , old man in his fifties ? 675 01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:06,550 I don't fancy old men 676 01:09:06,850 --> 01:09:09,450 I am crazy about young men like you 677 01:09:10,390 --> 01:09:12,520 You can have the rest of the dish, I am gone now 678 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:45,850 Today's lecture is over We'll be at sea tomorrow 679 01:09:46,230 --> 01:09:51,760 Remember, each oxygen tank lasts only for an hour 680 01:09:52,030 --> 01:09:55,630 I'll tell you when to switch on the preserved tank 681 01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,330 It'll last fifteen minutes 682 01:09:58,710 --> 01:10:00,610 So we'll have enough time on board 683 01:10:01,110 --> 01:10:03,910 What if the switch is busted, Miss ? 684 01:10:04,350 --> 01:10:05,470 What do we do when ? 685 01:10:05,850 --> 01:10:09,610 That seldom happens Only two were drowned this year 686 01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:13,090 What is this ? 687 01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:24,760 The one was drowned yesterday 688 01:10:25,770 --> 01:10:30,400 Remember, we can only use hand signals underwater 689 01:10:30,710 --> 01:10:34,330 According to the international, this hand signal is OK 690 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:35,940 This is "NO" 691 01:10:36,380 --> 01:10:38,400 This is "COLD" 692 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:41,970 This is "HELP" 693 01:10:42,650 --> 01:10:45,120 This means "GO UP" 694 01:10:46,820 --> 01:10:48,150 Does this mean hungry ? 695 01:10:48,820 --> 01:10:50,550 That is cursing 696 01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:52,550 I am sorry 697 01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:14,540 Why use tongs ? The hands will do 698 01:11:15,420 --> 01:11:18,410 We are very sanity here 699 01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:21,310 You can't use hands to pick up things 700 01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:25,580 What happens when you go to the toilet ? 701 01:11:26,390 --> 01:11:29,230 See this string inside my pants 702 01:11:29,630 --> 01:11:34,230 I just unbutton my pants and pull the string 703 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,700 You see, no hands ? 704 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:40,770 How do you put it back after you have done ? 705 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:46,910 I use these tongs 706 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:11,530 What happened to your glasses ? 707 01:12:11,740 --> 01:12:13,230 I went to the wrong door 708 01:12:13,970 --> 01:12:14,960 Any news ? 709 01:12:15,410 --> 01:12:16,400 No 710 01:12:17,410 --> 01:12:19,070 All dead ends 711 01:12:19,450 --> 01:12:20,640 You are good for nothing 712 01:12:21,150 --> 01:12:25,410 What then ? Run around the streets and yelling princess , right ? 713 01:12:32,460 --> 01:12:33,760 I am hungry, I will eat these dish 714 01:12:38,970 --> 01:12:40,520 Why is this lemon water so flat ? 715 01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:48,060 Why isn't there any sugar ? 716 01:12:49,140 --> 01:12:51,010 This lemon water is for washing hand 717 01:12:51,810 --> 01:12:53,540 Why didn't you say that earlier ? 718 01:12:53,850 --> 01:12:54,840 You didn't give me any time 719 01:12:55,980 --> 01:12:59,350 Why were you yelling princess ? 720 01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,220 Are you the princess ? 721 01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,290 Chiang Princess is my nickname 722 01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:09,890 How do you know, only my father calls me that 723 01:13:11,230 --> 01:13:12,960 Please sit down 724 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:18,230 Does your father breaded and in his fifty ? 725 01:13:18,570 --> 01:13:20,670 Right. Do you know him ? 726 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:23,940 He disappeared last week and haven't come back 727 01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:26,980 Hold it I will tell you later 728 01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:30,110 Will you tell me what does your father do ? 729 01:13:30,380 --> 01:13:32,480 He used to be a telegrapher 730 01:13:32,690 --> 01:13:34,850 He is very interested in diving 731 01:13:35,090 --> 01:13:38,290 He gives diving lesson to the tourists in this hotel 732 01:13:38,490 --> 01:13:40,150 I am his assistant 733 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:43,220 Why did he become insanity ? 734 01:13:44,630 --> 01:13:47,430 I don't know you, why I am telling you all this ? 735 01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:51,700 If you don't tell us , we won't talk 736 01:13:51,910 --> 01:13:53,310 That will do nobody any good 737 01:13:55,610 --> 01:14:01,410 Ever since my mom died, my father did not remarry 738 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:06,420 I don't know why; He didn't want me to date any boys 739 01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:09,420 He was against my plan although I love him so much 740 01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:13,820 He says I only love the prince consort and not my papa 741 01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:17,530 He seemed a bit unbalanced 742 01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:20,390 We've been quarreling for a several months 743 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:26,360 Last week, he left home after he has slapped me and he has not come back since 744 01:14:27,980 --> 01:14:30,970 This is the first time he hit me 745 01:14:32,780 --> 01:14:34,250 Have you seen him ? 746 01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:37,410 Your papa is in hospital now 747 01:14:37,950 --> 01:14:40,080 He has already very disturbed 748 01:14:49,430 --> 01:14:52,400 A pack of Winston took an hour to bring 749 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,090 Did you go to the US to get it ? 750 01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:57,540 Only 30 minutes ? I am sorry, this is not your 751 01:14:57,810 --> 01:15:00,000 They have been waiting for 3 hours 752 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:15,910 Papa 753 01:15:20,630 --> 01:15:23,460 I have brought the princess here, talk to her 754 01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:42,210 Let me start, think of the princess for yes, for no think of prince consort 755 01:15:44,590 --> 01:15:47,820 Let do a test; Think of the princess 756 01:15:54,730 --> 01:15:56,960 No response , is he totally dead ? 757 01:15:57,530 --> 01:15:58,520 No 758 01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:06,440 Papa, tell me what is it ? 759 01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:14,440 Good. Instant response 760 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:19,450 Mr. Chiang, you have to co-operate 761 01:16:19,850 --> 01:16:22,080 We don't know what are you thinking now. 762 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:24,150 Now try to think about the princess 763 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,190 and now the prince consort 764 01:16:40,310 --> 01:16:42,970 He don't listen to your orders, what to do now ? 765 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:06,460 Miss Chiang, the EEG is transmitting like a telegraph 766 01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:09,840 You've said your father worked as a telegrapher on ships 767 01:17:10,070 --> 01:17:12,600 Before he died, he kept saving he was 768 01:17:13,370 --> 01:17:14,700 Did he send cables to you before ? 769 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:19,640 Yes, he taught me when I was very young 770 01:17:20,650 --> 01:17:25,310 He even sent me cables when he went diving 771 01:17:27,250 --> 01:17:29,420 This sound like the Morse code 772 01:17:30,060 --> 01:17:32,790 Could he sending cable using his brain ? 773 01:17:34,130 --> 01:17:37,620 It's possible , give me a piece of paper 774 01:18:24,550 --> 01:18:25,530 What did he said ? 775 01:18:26,450 --> 01:18:28,640 He asks me to forgive him 776 01:18:42,430 --> 01:18:45,420 I will forgive you, Papa 777 01:18:58,010 --> 01:19:00,450 There is no more hope for Spanish villa 778 01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:41,250 There is no need to crying 779 01:19:41,690 --> 01:19:46,320 Don't cry, let me tell you a joke 780 01:19:46,630 --> 01:19:48,930 Yesterday, my neighborhood stole my fish 781 01:19:49,230 --> 01:19:50,700 But he was being caught and asked 782 01:19:51,060 --> 01:19:53,230 Are you planning to steal my fish ? 783 01:19:53,430 --> 01:19:56,060 He said no. He was only trying to throw worm for fish 784 01:19:57,700 --> 01:19:59,000 Isn't it funny ? 785 01:20:02,110 --> 01:20:04,170 Your father must have left you a lot 786 01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:06,000 I guess you don't have to use them 787 01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:10,650 He left me nothing, we lived in the hotel dorm 788 01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:15,750 He left some diving gear and a boat 789 01:20:15,990 --> 01:20:16,980 A boat ? 790 01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:21,390 If you have time I will take you out on it 791 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:24,730 How about tomorrow ? 792 01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:40,610 There is nothing here 793 01:20:41,180 --> 01:20:42,170 Yeah 794 01:20:47,220 --> 01:20:50,450 Did you father have any hobbies, like rearing birds ? 795 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:51,910 No 796 01:20:52,260 --> 01:20:53,750 Collecting antiques ? 797 01:20:54,290 --> 01:20:55,450 No ? 798 01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:56,950 Didn't he has bored ? 799 01:20:57,300 --> 01:20:59,460 He only liked diving 800 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,700 He went diving alone during the off-season 801 01:21:05,310 --> 01:21:08,870 He dived a lot last month 802 01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:11,870 Why did he go there ? 803 01:21:12,010 --> 01:21:13,910 He said there is a wreck under the boat 804 01:21:19,050 --> 01:21:21,350 Did he salvage anything for this ship ? 805 01:21:23,460 --> 01:21:24,480 Why didn't you go with him ? 806 01:21:25,090 --> 01:21:26,530 I am not interested 807 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:33,430 I don't know how to swim 808 01:21:34,100 --> 01:21:36,070 You'll just have to risk your life 809 01:21:36,470 --> 01:21:38,300 Do you still want your Spanish villa ? 810 01:21:38,770 --> 01:21:42,070 Shakespeare said : Better than nothing 811 01:21:42,510 --> 01:21:44,810 That butcher sure has a big mouth 812 01:21:45,180 --> 01:21:47,170 What good is a Spanish villa like ? 813 01:21:47,810 --> 01:21:49,980 It won't be that easy Only a few people drown every year 814 01:21:50,220 --> 01:21:51,950 What if I become one of them ? 815 01:21:52,390 --> 01:21:54,380 Why aren't you the one that won the lottery ? 816 01:21:54,860 --> 01:21:55,880 Let's try our luck 817 01:21:56,790 --> 01:21:59,420 These googles are for the kids, take these 818 01:21:59,830 --> 01:22:01,450 I like these 819 01:22:16,540 --> 01:22:17,530 Are they the two ? 820 01:22:17,580 --> 01:22:18,570 Right 821 01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:37,130 Only Sài Gòn and Cambodia have this kind of fish 822 01:22:37,730 --> 01:22:39,130 Why did you throw it away ? 823 01:22:39,630 --> 01:22:44,400 Give it a break, it has swam a long way 824 01:25:40,450 --> 01:25:48,380 That is yours, this is mine 825 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:50,390 With the ones down there, it will cost at least 10 millions 826 01:25:50,860 --> 01:25:51,850 Yeah 827 01:25:52,190 --> 01:25:53,250 Sure. This is mine 828 01:25:54,060 --> 01:25:56,590 How can you take the big ones and left the small ones to me ? 829 01:25:57,460 --> 01:26:01,090 Antiques are like women 830 01:26:01,370 --> 01:26:03,960 Smaller is better 831 01:26:04,140 --> 01:26:06,470 No. I like fat women 832 01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:08,470 What the heck ? 833 01:26:11,510 --> 01:26:15,000 CID, go to the downtown station with me 834 01:26:15,750 --> 01:26:16,740 What have we done ? 835 01:26:17,050 --> 01:26:21,110 The city's 50 miles radius covers sea and land 836 01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:25,280 All these belong to the goverment 837 01:26:25,690 --> 01:26:27,220 We don't know this is illegal 838 01:26:27,930 --> 01:26:28,920 That's alright 839 01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:34,790 A thief doesn't know it's illegal to steal 840 01:26:35,300 --> 01:26:36,890 He only knows when he go to jail 841 01:26:39,110 --> 01:26:43,270 We're not stealing; We're only counting them 842 01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:48,010 It's alright if I count the money in your pocket ? 843 01:26:48,780 --> 01:26:50,180 We're doing this for the goverment 844 01:26:50,550 --> 01:26:51,610 Can't we keep some ? 845 01:26:52,790 --> 01:26:55,910 If nobody claims them in ten days 846 01:26:56,260 --> 01:26:57,880 you can get half of it 847 01:26:58,360 --> 01:27:01,420 These were drowned 500 years ago 848 01:27:01,660 --> 01:27:03,490 Who could claim them ? 849 01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:05,690 Then you'll probably get half 850 01:27:06,330 --> 01:27:07,860 There'll be a few million dollars 851 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,130 When can we collect our share ? 852 01:27:10,670 --> 01:27:12,000 It'll probably very soon 853 01:27:32,090 --> 01:27:33,080 Good morning 854 01:27:33,130 --> 01:27:36,530 Lee, you are always late recently 855 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,330 Did you win the quartet ? 856 01:27:39,970 --> 01:27:43,960 That's not the only way to get rich 857 01:27:44,270 --> 01:27:48,140 I've been in a bad mood 858 01:27:48,510 --> 01:27:52,070 You are not concentrating on your work 859 01:27:52,450 --> 01:27:53,610 You better watch it 860 01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:22,730 Doctor, he kissed me, he's sick 861 01:29:24,540 --> 01:29:27,060 He's not sick. He is a sex-maniac 862 01:29:27,770 --> 01:29:31,800 You'll be fired at the end of the month 863 01:29:33,380 --> 01:29:34,640 No problem 864 01:29:34,850 --> 01:29:40,620 I'll have time to see bullfighting in Spain 865 01:29:48,060 --> 01:29:49,050 Is everything settled ? 866 01:29:49,330 --> 01:29:52,030 Which one ? 867 01:29:59,110 --> 01:30:01,230 Chief, the armourer has something special to show you 868 01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:02,910 Have a seat 869 01:30:04,210 --> 01:30:07,200 What new gadget do you want to introduce me ? 870 01:30:07,450 --> 01:30:09,240 I've invented a camera 871 01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:11,480 It can spray black ink 872 01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:14,220 a robber can't wash it off for a year 873 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,690 You pushed the wrong button, chief 874 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:31,730 That one sprays backwards 875 01:30:32,970 --> 01:30:36,640 Ah Fei, you've been here for 5 years 876 01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:42,380 Have you done one right thing ? 877 01:30:42,620 --> 01:30:45,210 Yeah, I invented a bullet-proff vest 878 01:30:46,220 --> 01:30:48,020 That is use for machine gun 879 01:30:48,320 --> 01:30:50,190 You can try for yourself 880 01:30:58,130 --> 01:31:00,030 Did he say it anti machine-gun bullet ? 881 01:31:00,700 --> 01:31:04,070 He didn't say it's pistol-proof 882 01:31:05,710 --> 01:31:08,500 Bury him. Died in the line of duty 883 01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:13,980 Go raid this gambling house 884 01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:21,780 I'll bet the double Q for four 885 01:31:22,490 --> 01:31:24,550 Which do you want me to do first ? 886 01:31:25,260 --> 01:31:26,850 What do you think ? 887 01:31:27,430 --> 01:31:30,920 The raid can wait, but not the quartet 888 01:31:31,260 --> 01:31:32,660 I'll lay the bet first 889 01:31:32,830 --> 01:31:38,400 Of course. Hurry up 890 01:31:48,010 --> 01:31:49,000 Chief 891 01:31:50,220 --> 01:31:51,210 Have a seat 892 01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:58,280 This is not the United Kingdom 893 01:31:58,730 --> 01:32:00,190 Homosexuality is illegal here 894 01:32:00,590 --> 01:32:02,080 Do you understand ? 895 01:32:05,830 --> 01:32:08,160 It should be the third file 896 01:32:14,570 --> 01:32:17,340 Bring the three antique sellers here 897 01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:31,710 Are they the two ? 898 01:32:33,930 --> 01:32:35,260 Yes 899 01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:38,190 No. It's a bearded guy 900 01:32:42,370 --> 01:32:43,360 What is it, chief ? 901 01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:48,770 Sometimes ago, a bearded man 902 01:32:50,310 --> 01:32:54,580 who brought a bunch of broken Ming vasesto sell 903 01:32:55,450 --> 01:33:00,220 He said he'd found it on a wrecked ship 904 01:33:01,020 --> 01:33:04,750 He said he could fish them out for the shops 905 01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:10,500 They believed him 906 01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:16,760 They bought the load in cheap 907 01:33:17,770 --> 01:33:21,100 Later, they found out the antiques are fake 908 01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:23,510 The bearded guy has threw them to the sea 909 01:33:23,940 --> 01:33:28,350 The only genuine ones is he got his antique shop 910 01:33:29,820 --> 01:33:32,110 I've been tailed you for a long time 911 01:33:32,690 --> 01:33:36,090 At first, I thought you were his partners 912 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:42,090 Now it seems, you're only day-dreamers 913 01:33:44,660 --> 01:33:46,630 I have to take your statement 914 01:33:47,870 --> 01:33:50,270 What about our reward ? 915 01:33:50,870 --> 01:33:53,860 The queen may decorate you on her next visit 916 01:34:57,240 --> 01:35:01,200 Doctor, you said yesterday that I'd be fired 917 01:35:01,410 --> 01:35:03,100 You're only joking me, right ? 918 01:35:03,340 --> 01:35:07,140 Joking? Why aren't you watching bull-fights in Spain 919 01:35:07,450 --> 01:35:11,310 I mean I would have to become a cowboy if I got fired 920 01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:14,080 You better go buy a pair of jeans 921 01:35:14,250 --> 01:35:16,120 The whole world has gone nuts 922 01:35:21,130 --> 01:35:25,060 Calm down, Ah Tim , forgot about the princess and the prince consort 923 01:35:28,730 --> 01:35:31,360 Prince consort, what are you saying ?